Stir Crazy: Or How to Entertain Yourself on a Rainy Day

In light of the current weather and previous blog entries, I submit to you the top ten ways to entertain yourself on a gloomy autumn day:

10. Make up a new vocabulary of verbs using various body parts.

9. Tackle the internal conflict generated by your fervent feminism and your love of hip-hop music.

8. Throw a sophisticated houseparty.

7. Listen to some Awesome Aussies make fun of silly, MTV-Spring-Break-type American kids.

6. Get blazed with a seminary student.

5. Count your blessings that you don't travel for work (or count your frequent flyer miles, your choice).

4. Go to the gym and get swole!

3. Look through old pictures.

2. Jump up and down in an elevator.

And the number one way to entertain yourself on a rainy fall evening:

1. Count the she-males on 18th Street in Adams Morgan!